"Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and age. Humor has a tremendous place in this sordid world. It’s more than just a matter of laughing. If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack."
"Let’s ignore reality; let’s ignore logic. Let’s celebrate nonsense and how far we’ve become in our own nonexistent worlds and realities."
The Hot Dog Theory Of The Universe
The Story of Your Existence
So my brother has a friend who is a bit strange and has come up with a theory of the universe. It is fairly hard to explain out loud so maybe it will be easier to write it down. So in this theory he compares a hot dog to the universe. The hot dog bun is the actual existence of the universe. The mustard, ketchup, pickle relish, or whatever you put on your hot dog is all of the physical objects in the universe. This includes everything from a galaxy to a planet to a tricycle. So what ties all of this together? The hot dog. And what is the hot dog representing in the metaphor? Human consciousness.
Think of some sentences that make sense in this establishment of the universe. Then use those sentences to create a grammatically correct or ungrammatically correct written page. Then you have a short page that contributes to the ever expanding story of your existence.
Sometimes I wish I had antlers so I could serve a purpose to those who had coats.
My conscience has an attitude and I manipulate that attitude to affect my surroundings. I understand that it’s there and that some other people may also recognize it’s existence. It’s not always real but a lot of the time it’s fueled by some emotion that is within me while still out side of my current state of thought. Sometimes it backfires and doesn’t affect the surrounding the way that I thought it would. And sometimes that’s a bad thing. And sometimes that’s a good thing. Like a really good thing. Just trust me. You should try it sometime.
Bamboo shoots. Get ‘em ready!
You give me goose pimples.